Harry R. Schwartz

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• Defiling Science
• Disowning A Grandfather
• Slapmethoding
• The Cougar’s Kiss
• Demolition d’Ruby
• Eating Donuts On 71st & Grand
• Duck Punching
• Patch Adams
• Personally (and Openly) Slandering David Alan Black
• This Gesture Has Been Outlawed
• Betraying The Trust Of This Fine, Fine Nation
• Blatting
• Eviscerating Certain Modules Which Made Themselves Ready And Willing To Be My Most Humble Prey
• Calmly Opening The Cooler
• Shaken Mixin Syndrome
• Just Minding My Own Business
• A Double Backflip With A Slight Change Of Functionality
• Giving The Machine Some Vicodin
• Locking Up The Smithsonian
• Missus Doubtfire
• Attempting To Exercise Just A Fraction Of The Lawlessness And Lack Of Discipline Which We All First Learned From Why The Lucky Stiff
• Entropy’s Apprentice
• The Evening Before The Wedding Celebration Of Pete Sampras And Howie Mandel
• Accelerating One’s Aspberger’s
• Happening To Use The Same Method Name In A Particularly Unfortunate Inheritance Chain
• Quick, Nail Shut The Orphanage!
• Defying the Queen Abroad
• Calling White-Out A Painting
• People’s Choice Winner Of The 2007 Bloody Knuckles Tournament In Tacoma, Washington
• Double Feature Of Patch Adams And Mrs. Doubtfire (A Packed Showing)
• When O’Reilly Wasn’t Looking
• Stirring The Quicksand
• Sex In The City Space Shuttle